partybarackisinthehousetonight:

never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear

la-baguette-skelly:

Ooh is that another cute little ghost to drag? 

envycamacho:

how many eye contact until date

raachelgreen:

memewhore:

Ruined?

never let him go

sexhaver:

boredlord:

What do teens like?!? Is it memes? Memes about skeletons? Piss? Communism?

this post is 20x funnier if you imagine a CEO shouting it at his board of directors


broken-gaydar:

starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

image


“What makes the sky so beautiful is our inability to perceive it all at once.”

Anonymous (via brawling)
so-personal:

everything personal

Ahh, the migration of the rare golden retriever fish. What a rare and beautiful sight in nature.
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